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humanity’s fascination with notorious figures like Pablo Escobar is being challenged by the absurdity of their actions. Not in decades or centuries, but right now. Take a bow, evolution; your biological hustle just got outpaced by Escobar’s unpredictable legacy and the chaos he left behind.
1. He Burned $2 Million to Keep His Daughter Warm
While on the run, Escobar’s daughter, Manuela, became ill. In a desperate attempt to keep her warm, Escobar reportedly burned approximately $2 million in cash.
2. His Hippos Are Now an Invasive Species
Escobar imported four hippos to his private zoo in the 1980s. After his death, the hippos were left to roam freely and have since multiplied, becoming an invasive species in Colombia.
3. He Offered to Pay Off Colombia’s National Debt
In the late 1980s, Escobar reportedly offered to pay off Colombia’s national debt of $10 billion in exchange for amnesty and protection from extradition.
4. He Built a Luxury Prison for Himself
Escobar negotiated a deal to be imprisoned in his own luxurious facility, La Catedral, which included amenities like a football field, bar, and Jacuzzi. He escaped when authorities attempted to move him to a standard prison.
5. His Mansion Had Hidden Compartments for Cocaine
Escobar’s mansion, La Manuela, featured double-thick walls designed to hide cocaine. The property was later destroyed by rivals and now stands as a haunting ruin.
The Legacy of Pablo Escobar
So, next time you hear about Pablo Escobar, remember: it’s not just a tale of crime it’s a reflection of our collective fascination with chaos and the extremes of human behavior. The superstorm era is upon us, and it’s up to humanity to chart a course toward understanding and learning from the past.
